CATCHING FIRE Laying Siege to Independent X School
We hope you had a Happy Eid, which Independent X School apparently now celebrates without knowing what it is!
Much Success!
Look, mom – we made it! Despite being middle-aged moms who can barely cobble together primitive pdf graphics (see above), we direct bot tech more sophisticated than anything lowly Twitter VPs of Engineering even dream of. And just like fellow right-wing extremists Bill Maher and Elon Musk, Undercover Mothers are making it rain! Watch out BlackRock. Watch out Arabella. We are a national organization hiring anonymous individuals for the enviable sum of $0 – the same exact amount you should be giving to Independent X School’s Annual Drive. Not one single dollar.
Who exposed our nefarious agenda for increased transparency in private schools? Teacher asking if our second grader wants to change genders? Hmm…we think that’s something Independent X School should not hide from us. Or maybe we are actually part of a sinister global network who want children to learn math!! Occam’s razor – considering all competing theories, the simplest explanation is usually correct. This type of pathetic projection has all the markings of independent school crisis management firm The Baby Jane Group (or Russian disinformation).
